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Alan K Holden

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No Smoking. Turn Off Your Pagers?

Turn Off Your Pagers?

Most all theatres have some pre-curtian announcement of house policies; which include reminders to silence your phone or pager. Does anyone even have a pager anymore?

This meandering announcement-turned-rant was recorded for The Next Stage Theatre.

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